1681 c/o Jacob Steinberg

Dead As a Dodo

Lately I feel as though
you’ve dumped a bucket of water on my head
and I am running around in circles
in an attempt to dry off.

I start and stop sporadically
as you look on, confused.

“‘In that case,’ said the Dodo solemnly,
rising to its feet, ‘I move that the meeting
adjourn, for the immediate adoption of
more energetic remedies –’”

Wtf is a caucus race?

You’re not malicious

Just indifferent